Monday, February 25, 2008

Dear John...ny

Dear Johnny,

My heart skipped a beat when I saw you last night, even after all these years...

You look great. I'm sorry you didn't win anything, but I need you to know I was rooting for you.

Can you hear me Johnny?


Mr. Depp. He's gorgeous, has a dark sense of humor and appparently sings too.
I'd do him.


Wednesday, February 20, 2008

I have my blonde moments..

But I'm not stupid..

I hate it when people think I can be steam rolled.

I may read glossy fashion and gossip magazines, but I've done my fair share of Robb Report and Fortune.

I have read the whole Shopaholic saga, but I have also dissected J S Mill's On Liberty.

I know the difference between Clogs and COGS.

Don't you just hate it when people think they've outsmarted you..


Saturday, February 16, 2008

Pit.. not to be confused with Pitt.

I find one particular deodorant ad .. ahem .. weirdly funny


Which part of my body do you love (or was it like?) most?
Here? *girl shows off her long smooth legs*
Here? *fairy hands motion*

(In a deeply disturbing low manly voice)
You know which one... *close up to girl's dry/hair free/perfect armpit*

Okay. Pleeeaaasseeee tell me I'm not alone here.. It's weird, right?

Okay-okay. I have to confess, I did come across (fine.. dated..) a guy, who would've thought the ad was perfectly normal. It freaked me out.. but I thought, hey if he can love my imperfect "underarms", he can handle anything.. turns out he could.. in fact, he HANDLED everyone. More reason for me to say,"EEYYYYWWWWWWW!"

Okay-okay-okay. TMI.


Monday, February 04, 2008

A bug slipped in between the cracks..

O God O God O God O God...

I just saw a tiny bug on the keyboard and tried to flick it away, but the critter has slipped in between D and C.


What do I do?

I'm praying that it will die and my laptop will be (ugh) its final resting place..

Do you think this can be the downfall of my new laptop?

O God.. A bug (literally) is messing with my PC.. HAAAALLLUP!!!!!