My heart skipped a beat when I saw you last night, even after all these years...
You look great. I'm sorry you didn't win anything, but I need you to know I was rooting for you.
Can you hear me Johnny?
Mr. Depp. He's gorgeous, has a dark sense of humor and appparently sings too.
I'd do him.
Monday, February 25, 2008
Posted by Hyphenated L at 11:16 PM
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
But I'm not stupid..
I hate it when people think I can be steam rolled.
I may read glossy fashion and gossip magazines, but I've done my fair share of Robb Report and Fortune.
I have read the whole Shopaholic saga, but I have also dissected J S Mill's On Liberty.
I know the difference between Clogs and COGS.
Don't you just hate it when people think they've outsmarted you..
Posted by Hyphenated L at 4:33 PM
Saturday, February 16, 2008
I find one particular deodorant ad .. ahem .. weirdly funny
Which part of my body do you love (or was it like?) most?
Here? *girl shows off her long smooth legs*
Here? *fairy hands motion*
(In a deeply disturbing low manly voice)
You know which one... *close up to girl's dry/hair free/perfect armpit*
Okay. Pleeeaaasseeee tell me I'm not alone here.. It's weird, right?
Okay-okay. I have to confess, I did come across (fine.. dated..) a guy, who would've thought the ad was perfectly normal. It freaked me out.. but I thought, hey if he can love my imperfect "underarms", he can handle anything.. turns out he could.. in fact, he HANDLED everyone. More reason for me to say,"EEYYYYWWWWWWW!"
Posted by Hyphenated L at 12:17 AM
Monday, February 04, 2008
O God O God O God O God...
I just saw a tiny bug on the keyboard and tried to flick it away, but the critter has slipped in between D and C.
What do I do?
I'm praying that it will die and my laptop will be (ugh) its final resting place..
Do you think this can be the downfall of my new laptop?
O God.. A bug (literally) is messing with my PC.. HAAAALLLUP!!!!!
Posted by Hyphenated L at 4:40 PM