The List:

Ehleena’s comment on my previous entry prompted me to write down this list. Why do women have babies when they already have to deal with their “baby husbands”? 10. We LOVE challenges .. can’t get enough of it. 9. Who needs beauty sleep? We’re already beautiful! 8. It will be fun to see who can learn to leave the toilet seat down first. 7. “Baby husbands” can finally have someone to talk to and play with. 6. The two babies will make for a darn good entertainment once they’re changed, fed and burped. 5. There is no one “man” enough to ensure the survival of humankind. 4. Silicone implants? Bah! Grow bigger naturally, I say! 3. Three words, Paid Maternity Leave. 2. Why bother with the imitation, when you can have the real deal and mould them to your liking? And last BUT surely not the least 1. We might as well, especially when “baby husbands” makes us participate in mind numbing acts like what mine just asked me to; “Sweetie, put both feet on the floor. Lift your right leg and rotate it clockwise. Now with your right hand, draw the number six.. Eheheheh; see, your feet automatically rotates counter clockwise!” -why-me?-L