Oh dear ...

Once in a while, I would spend some time with Homer’s niece, Jordan. Her mom always goes on and on about how Jordan is so much like Homer. I never really saw the connection. That is, until yesterday. …. Pbffttt …. Jordan? Was that you? *giggles* .. yesh, I farted.. but not smeyyie la .. *gaag* .. You lied! Smelly la! *sad eyes* Aunty L .. you still like me? *head hangs low* Yess … .. oh good .. I farted again .. *giggles* *seeing stars* May she have the gift of sphincter control soon … I fear for her future boyfriends .. -cool-aunty-L